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Judy Witwicky: [barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating? Ron Witwicky: Judy... Sam Witwicky: [frantic] Was I master... No, Mom! Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay? Judy Witwicky: It's okay... Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate! Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up. Judy Witwicky: Okay. Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay? Sam Witwicky: Father-son thing... Judy Witwicky: I mean, you do...